Grab another cup of coffee and settle in for the long haul – you’ll need your energy for judging thin, rich bitches! Let’s start critiquing.
The Supreme Court of High Fashion in session, bitches. Are you ready for the future of the red carpet?
There’s no rest for the bitchy, so grab another cup of coffee and let’s do this shit. It’s judging time.
Another week, another set of starlets to judge mercilessly. It’s go time, dear readers.
Don’t pretend you’re sick of seeing Emma Stone’s face everywhere, dear readers! This time, the Spider-Man starlet posed for the cover of Vogue. Let’s judge her.
It’s too fucking hot to leave the building (at least in the great humid swamp that is Washington, D.C.), so stay in the air conditioning and predict the future of the red carpet. Are you ready, dear readers?
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled bitching hour! Let’s dive in, dear readers.
We’ve got plenty of celebrities to judge, so what are you waiting for, dear readers? Bitching hour starts now!
Prepare yourselves, dear readers: The Resort 2013 red carpet predictions have begun. Let’s dive in!