Candy ain’t always sweet, dear readers. Let’s start the show.
I’m a bit late on the Teen Choice Awards coverage, but whatever – it’s not like anything’s happened in Kristen Stewart’s life since then, right? I mean, unless she got caught having an affair with a married father of two young children and Robert Pattinson is currently in the process of moving out of the apartment he and Kristen share together or something . . . But let’s talk about what matters: fashion.
Take a break from the heat, dear readers, and cool down with some fashion. Don’t forget your bitching hats!
Welcome back to the Runway, dear readers! Let’s start the show.
Are you ready to predict the future of the red carpet? Hop on the train to Couture Central, dear readers.
What are you waiting for, dear readers? Let the bitching begin.
Two weeks. Ten cities. Three continents. We’ve seen all they’ve had to offer on the Spider-man press tour, and Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are exhausted, y’all. I’ve had my say – now you get yours.
It’s been too long, dear readers. Let’s cut the niceties and get straight to the judgment.
Let’s jet off to the Parisian Fall 2013 haute couture runway shows and start judging those lucky bitches in the front row! Criticism is what we do best.
It’s time to bring the Resort 2013 coverage to a close, dear readers. But not without a few dozen more red carpet predictions…