Lea Michele, her New Year’s Eve costars, and her Glee cronies hit the red carpet for the diva’s first turn as a film actress. A world of judgment awaits, dear readers.
Red Carpet Watch: Stars at the New Year’s Eve Premiere
Glee’s Dianna Agron for Nylon Magazine
Lea Michele for Allure Magazine
Get ready, Gleeks, because Lea snagged another magazine cover.
Which means it’s judging time, dear readers.
Glee Stars on the Red Carpet
It’s been a big week for Gleeks, so let’s dive into the fabulous action.
Lea Michele for Harper’s Bazaar
Glee‘s divalicious star Lea Michele snagged the coveted September issue cover spot for Harper’s Bazaar. Let’s judge.
Red Carpet Recap: Gaga, Mila, Glee, and More
So many starlets are strutting their stuff right now that a weekly fashion recap is just not enough! Let’s examine, and snarkily judge, what your favorite celebs have worn the past few days. Onward, dear readers!
Glee for Marie Claire
Let’s check in with Lea Michele’s breasts, for a change.
Oh, just kidding. It’s a a tame – but glam – Gleek-infested photo shoot!
Lea Michele for Cosmopolitan Photo Shoot
Guys, can you believe how long it’s been since we’ve talked about Lea Michele’s boobs in a magazine?
Oy. The fingertip (right about the ‘d’ in NAKED!) is placed perfectly so that it looks like Lea’s actually flashing a nipple on this cover. You know that can’t be an accident. Also, I’ve never understood the appeal of these super-duper V-necks. They show off your sternum and make your boobs point in opposite directions. Call me old-fashioned, but I much prefer cleavage.
And there’s just so much happening. THE SEX QUIZ – GET NAKED – FOR HIS THIGHS ONLY – LEA’S FAKE NIPPLE. I can’t even focus on that many different sexual things at once.
Beautiful sweater. There’s a lot of skin, but she does look absolutely phenomenal. And she doesn’t look as starved as I thought she would – she’s itsy-bitsy, sure, but not emaciated. A refreshing change for magazine cover-girls.
Gorgeous. Our generation needed a divalicious Jewish female sex symbol (well, aside from myself), and here she is, world.
I really do hate that swimsuit. What awful tan lines, too, in any other swimsuit you own. But this girl has sex hair like nothing I’ve ever seen.
Oh, good lord. Does she have to be practically masturbating and gazing into the camera with such Rachel Berry-esque intensity that I am actually getting creeped out? But holy crap, do I love that little pink 1950s bikini top. Absolutely adorable.
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