Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
Another week, another score of celebrities to judge. Get on board, dear readers.
There’s no rest for the red carpet weary, dear readers. Are you ready to judge?
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming, dear readers. Put on your cutest swimsuit and let’s dive in!
The exams are over, my fabulous paper on slut-shaming is complete, and that means it’s time to dive into the red carpet head first, dear readers! Figuratively, though. No concussions on my watch!
Welcome back to the Met Gala! Hurry: bitchery awaits!
The Oscars are over, but the parties have just begun. Let’s get the bitchfest started.