
Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 1
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Welcome back to another jam-packed red carpet recap, dear readers. Put your bitching caps on!
2013 SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part 1

Actors celebrating actors – there’s no event more apt for harsh judgment than the self-flagulating SAG Awards! Let the bitchery begin.
2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet, Part 2

Welcome back, dear readers, to the fabulous Golden Globes. The bitchery continues!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming, dear readers. Get on your bitching pants!
2012 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 4
Our relentlessly bitchy coverage of the Met Gala is drawing to a close, but don’t shed those tears yet, dear readers. You’ll need all your energy to judge the fugly and fabulous fashions you’re about to see. Let’s get cracking!
Red Carpet Watch: White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Welcome to D.C.’s hottest red carpet event – Nerd Prom! Let’s check in on our fierce and fearless leaders.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
Finals can’t stop us from judging thin, rich bitches! Stop: glamour time.

