Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
Welcome back to another jam-packed red carpet recap, dear readers. Put your bitching caps on!
Actors celebrating actors – there’s no event more apt for harsh judgment than the self-flagulating SAG Awards! Let the bitchery begin.
Welcome back, dear readers, to the fabulous Golden Globes. The bitchery continues!
Welcome to the most fabulous night in television, dear readers! Let’s tear these stars apart.
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming, dear readers. Get on your bitching pants!
Our relentlessly bitchy coverage of the Met Gala is drawing to a close, but don’t shed those tears yet, dear readers. You’ll need all your energy to judge the fugly and fabulous fashions you’re about to see. Let’s get cracking!
Welcome to D.C.’s hottest red carpet event – Nerd Prom! Let’s check in on our fierce and fearless leaders.
Finals can’t stop us from judging thin, rich bitches! Stop: glamour time.