VH1 held an event they dared to call “Divas.” Most of the attendees had no diva credentials and dressed nowhere near divaliciously. And worst of all, dear readers? They didn’t invite me. But judgment is the best revenge.
What, you think that just because no one bothered to watch the VMAs, the Democracy Diva won’t rant and rage against these tween starlets for their terrible wardrobes? Think again, bitches.
I’m a bit late on the Teen Choice Awards coverage, but whatever – it’s not like anything’s happened in Kristen Stewart’s life since then, right? I mean, unless she got caught having an affair with a married father of two young children and Robert Pattinson is currently in the process of moving out of the apartment he and Kristen share together or something . . . But let’s talk about what matters: fashion.
The exams are over, my fabulous paper on slut-shaming is complete, and that means it’s time to dive into the red carpet head first, dear readers! Figuratively, though. No concussions on my watch!
Believe it or not, there are plenty of fashionistas who aren’t at Fashion Week or the Grammys or the BAFTAs, and it’s time to judge them. Let’s do this.
The final portion of your Pre-Fall 2012 red carpet predictions is here, dear readers! And it is fabulous.
Welcome to the 2012 People’s Choice Awards red carpet, dear readers! Let’s start judging.
It was a fabulous week on the red carpet, dear readers.