Dear readers, it’s time to judge all the fashion industry types who partied at the Council of Fashion Designers of America’s annual Fashion Awards. Are you ready?
VH1 held an event they dared to call “Divas.” Most of the attendees had no diva credentials and dressed nowhere near divaliciously. And worst of all, dear readers? They didn’t invite me. But judgment is the best revenge.
Welcome to one of the least-fashionable red carpet events of the year! After the VMAs, the Movie Awards bring out the tackiest or dullest qualities in every star’s style. So let the ruthless critiques begin!
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming! Get your bitch pants on.
The biggest night in film and fashion has come and gone. But it ain’t over ’til I’ve had my say.
Let’s finish the job. There’s judgment to dole out.
Welcome back, dear readers. Let’s get our fabulous on.
Let’s get cracking, dear readers. There’s fashion to judge.
Another day, another star-studded awards show. ‘Tis the season, dear readers. So let’s start judging.