Put on your favorite flapper dress and throw some money in the air, ’cause it’s time to go Gatsby. Are you ready to judge?
Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
Welcome back, dear readers! Let’s enjoy another judgment-filled trip down the red carpet. Are you ready?
You didn’t really think the Oscars after-party coverage was over, did you? There’s so much left to judge!
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled red carpet programming, dear readers. Let’s continue judging.
Prepare yourselves, dear readers: The Resort 2013 red carpet predictions have begun. Let’s dive in!
Whether you think of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala as the Fashion Industry’s Prom Night (if your idea of prom includes Marc Jacobs wearing a sheer lace dress over boxer shorts) or the Oscars of the East Coast (but the only award you can win is Anna Wintour’s approval of your outfit, and that’s just impossible) or the Gay Superbowl (the attendees included Tom Brady, Tim Tebow, and many gay men, so this might actually be the most accurate description), it’s time to see the most famous names and faces in the industry rocking their fanciest duds for the occasion.
Let’s get back to our regularly scheduled programming! It’s bitching time, dear readers.
The polls on this round have now closed, but tune in later today for Round 4! It’s judging time.
Are you ready for the final Round 2 match-ups? It’s voting time!