
Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 1
Red Carpet Watch: 2013 Oscar Parties, Part 2

You didn’t really think the Oscars after-party coverage was over, did you? There’s so much left to judge!
Front Row: Stars at Fall 2013 Fashion Week, Part 1

A little blizzard can’t keep the stars from New York Fashion Week, dear readers! And it won’t keep us from judging.
2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet, Part 2

Welcome back, dear readers, to the fabulous Golden Globes. The bitchery continues!
2013 People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet

The stars gathered together for the People’s Choice Awards, so let’s kick off this awards season the best way we know how. By judging!
2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet
By now, dear readers, the tryptophan-induced comas have subsided, as have the red wine hangovers. Let’s celebrate the fact that we survived another family holiday by judging some pop stars! They deserve it, after all.
2012 Emmy Awards Red Carpet, Part 2
The fabness continues here, dear readers. I’m not done judging just yet.
Front Row at New York Fashion Week, Part 1
Let’s have a glimpse of heaven; or at least, a glimpse of those who view it from the Front Row. Are you ready to judge?
Red Carpet Predictions: Resort 2013, Part 4
It’s time to bring the Resort 2013 coverage to a close, dear readers. But not without a few dozen more red carpet predictions…
