Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
You didn’t really think the Oscars after-party coverage was over, did you? There’s so much left to judge!
A little blizzard can’t keep the stars from New York Fashion Week, dear readers! And it won’t keep us from judging.
Welcome back, dear readers, to the fabulous Golden Globes. The bitchery continues!
The stars gathered together for the People’s Choice Awards, so let’s kick off this awards season the best way we know how. By judging!
By now, dear readers, the tryptophan-induced comas have subsided, as have the red wine hangovers. Let’s celebrate the fact that we survived another family holiday by judging some pop stars! They deserve it, after all.
Another week, another score of celebrities to judge. Get on board, dear readers.
The fabness continues here, dear readers. I’m not done judging just yet.
Let’s have a glimpse of heaven; or at least, a glimpse of those who view it from the Front Row. Are you ready to judge?
It’s time to bring the Resort 2013 coverage to a close, dear readers. But not without a few dozen more red carpet predictions…