The exams are over, my fabulous paper on slut-shaming is complete, and that means it’s time to dive into the red carpet head first, dear readers! Figuratively, though. No concussions on my watch!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
2012 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 1

Whether you think of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala as the Fashion Industry’s Prom Night (if your idea of prom includes Marc Jacobs wearing a sheer lace dress over boxer shorts) or the Oscars of the East Coast (but the only award you can win is Anna Wintour’s approval of your outfit, and that’s just impossible) or the Gay Superbowl (the attendees included Tom Brady, Tim Tebow, and many gay men, so this might actually be the most accurate description), it’s time to see the most famous names and faces in the industry rocking their fanciest duds for the occasion.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
Finals can’t stop us from judging thin, rich bitches! Stop: glamour time.
March Fabness 2012: Sweet Sixteen, Part 2
The polls on this round have now closed, but tune in later today for Round 4! It’s judging time.
Red Carpet Predictions: London/Milan/Paris Fall 2012, Part 3
Your Fall 2012 red carpet predictions come to a close, dear readers. Let’s enjoy the show.
March Fabness 2012, Round 2: McQueen and Givenchy Brackets
Polls on this bracket have now closed. Vote on the final Round 2 matchups now! Get your vote on!
March Fabness 2012, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket
Polls on the Givenchy bracket have now closed, but vote on the rest of the March Fabness brackets now! It’s judgment time.
Red Carpet Predictions: NYFW Fall 2012, Part 2
Welcome back to the future of the red carpet. Let the predictions begin!
2012 SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part 1
Welcome to the SAG Awards, bitches! It’s judgment time.
Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet, Part 3 of 3
Let’s wrap this awards show up once and for all. Fabness awaits…