A little blizzard can’t keep the stars from New York Fashion Week, dear readers! And it won’t keep us from judging.
Are you ready to judge another score of celebrities? Let’s start this bitchfest.
In honor of the worst casting decision of the 21st century, I have enlisted the help of my dear friend and fellow bitchy blogger Sweeney (of Sweeney Says and Snark Squad fame) to tackle the unabashed atrocity that is Lifetime’s Liz & Dick. In case you dared to wonder what makes us qualified for such a campy, ridiculous job: we’ve been judging trannies together since we faked orgasms at auditions for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we co-directed together not too many years ago. We are nothing if not experienced at yelling filthy things at shitty movies.
Sweeney: If this movie weren’t doomed to be forgotten as soon as we all stop laughing at it, I’d suggest we invent call lines and rally some people to drunkenly watch it in tacky costumes and gaudy makeup. It would be equally as appropriate.
Diva: Starring Lindsay Lohan as a pale imitation of Elizabeth Taylor, this movie should not be viewed sober. We highly recommend The Fug Girls’ Official Liz & Dick Drinking Game.
Welcome to D.C.’s hottest red carpet event – Nerd Prom! Let’s check in on our fierce and fearless leaders.
New York Fashion Week is here. Let the judging commence.
Let’s get cracking, dear readers. There’s fashion to judge.
We’ve got Gaga as a giant merkin, Lea Michele making it too easy to poke fun at her, and plenty of fugness and fabness from the front rows of Paris Fashion Week. Let’s start judging!
It’s been too long, dear readers! There’s fabulousness to be caught up on! Come join the bitchfest!