By now, dear readers, the tryptophan-induced comas have subsided, as have the red wine hangovers. Let’s celebrate the fact that we survived another family holiday by judging some pop stars! They deserve it, after all.
I’m a bit late on the Teen Choice Awards coverage, but whatever – it’s not like anything’s happened in Kristen Stewart’s life since then, right? I mean, unless she got caught having an affair with a married father of two young children and Robert Pattinson is currently in the process of moving out of the apartment he and Kristen share together or something . . . But let’s talk about what matters: fashion.
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled bitching hour! Let’s dive in, dear readers.
Welcome to one of the least-fashionable red carpet events of the year! After the VMAs, the Movie Awards bring out the tackiest or dullest qualities in every star’s style. So let the ruthless critiques begin!
Welcome back to the PCAs! Are you ready to bitch?
The bitching hour is upon us. Are you ready?
Welcome to the Teen Choice Awards! With the exception of a few fabulous starlets, looking tacky or boring is practically mandatory. So let’s start judging bitches.