Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
Let’s take a vacation from our real world problems and look at some pretty dresses. And judge some ugly ones!
Let’s predict the future of the red carpet, fresh from London, Milan, and Paris fashion weeks! Stop: glamour time.
Round 1 continues with four new pairs of fabulous bitches to judge! Let’s get to the polls.
Darlings, let’s not waste time with niceties. It’s time to predict the red carpet.
We all ate way too much while pretending to care about football this weekend, and judging burns calories. So let’s get our workout started.
End the week on a fabulous note. Let’s judge some rich, thin bitches!
Welcome back, dear readers. Let’s get our fabulous on.
Let’s wrap this awards show up once and for all. Fabness awaits…