Our relentlessly bitchy coverage of the Met Gala is drawing to a close, but don’t shed those tears yet, dear readers. You’ll need all your energy to judge the fugly and fabulous fashions you’re about to see. Let’s get cracking!
It’s been too long since we’ve had a weekly fashion recap, darlings. Let’s be extra bitchy to make up for lost time.
End the week on a fabulous note. Let’s judge some rich, thin bitches!
Yes, stars are decking the halls with LBDs this week.
Let’s judge them – merrily, of course.
Oh my GOD, do we have a lot of judging to do. Get your coffee and put on your bitch pants, dear readers.
The final portion of your fucking fabulous red carpet predictions is here.
Click through, y’all.
Here’s the second part of your red carpet recap, darlings.