Welcome back to your regularly scheduled red carpet recap, dear readers! Let the judging begin.
The Met Gala coverage continues with more of your favorite celebrities, in varying degrees of punk couture. Let the judging begin!
You didn’t really think the Oscars after-party coverage was over, did you? There’s so much left to judge!
Let’s check in on how our favorite celebrities fared at New York Fashion Week, shall we? It’s judgment time.
VH1 held an event they dared to call “Divas.” Most of the attendees had no diva credentials and dressed nowhere near divaliciously. And worst of all, dear readers? They didn’t invite me. But judgment is the best revenge.
Let’s open up our virtual binder full of women, dear readers, and see how the ladies are looking this week. Are you ready to judge?.
What, you think that just because no one bothered to watch the VMAs, the Democracy Diva won’t rant and rage against these tween starlets for their terrible wardrobes? Think again, bitches.
Grab another cup of coffee and settle in for the long haul – you’ll need your energy for judging thin, rich bitches! Let’s start critiquing.