You better not be Oscar-ed out, dear readers, because the stars are still partying and the Diva is still judging. Let’s do this.
The Democracy Diva has a cold, dear readers; no celebrity is safe from her congested wrath! Are you ready to bitch?
The exams are over, my fabulous paper on slut-shaming is complete, and that means it’s time to dive into the red carpet head first, dear readers! Figuratively, though. No concussions on my watch!
Another week, another score of red carpet looks to evaluate. Let’s get to work!
The biggest night in film and fashion has come and gone. But it ain’t over ’til I’ve had my say.
Darlings, let’s not waste time with niceties. It’s time to predict the red carpet.
Stars in the front row have all the fun. Let’s be judgmental bitches because we’re jealous.
Welcome to the SAG Awards, bitches! It’s judgment time.
Let’s get this party started. Grab a cocktail and your bitch hat.