Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.) Are you ready to judge?
2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 1
May 7, 2013 By 6 Comments
2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet
November 25, 2012 By 3 Comments
By now, dear readers, the tryptophan-induced comas have subsided, as have the red wine hangovers. Let’s celebrate the fact that we survived another family holiday by judging some pop stars! They deserve it, after all.
2012 MTV VMAs Red Carpet
September 12, 2012 By 6 Comments
What, you think that just because no one bothered to watch the VMAs, the Democracy Diva won’t rant and rage against these tween starlets for their terrible wardrobes? Think again, bitches.
March Fabness 2012, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket
March 6, 2012 By 3 Comments
Polls on the Givenchy bracket have now closed, but vote on the rest of the March Fabness brackets now! It’s judgment time.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
February 24, 2012 By 1 Comment
It’s been too long since we’ve had a weekly fashion recap, darlings. Let’s be extra bitchy to make up for lost time.
2012 Grammy Awards Red Carpet
February 14, 2012 By 6 Comments
Welcome to the Grammys, dear readers! Let the judging begin.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
February 6, 2012 By Leave a Comment
We all ate way too much while pretending to care about football this weekend, and judging burns calories. So let’s get our workout started.
The 2011 Worst Dressed List
December 23, 2011 By 4 Comments
What, you thought I was just going to give you the fabulous and none of the fugly from 2011? Think again, bitches.
The Fugliest Outfits from the AMA Performances
November 22, 2011 By 3 Comments
Yes, that is J.Lo flying through the air, supported by a shirtless mermaid drag queen on stilts.
