Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards, dear readers! Let’s judge. Harshly.
Every starlet worth her weight in diamonds hit the Cannes Film Festival this week in her finest duds. Prepare for a metric ton of fabulous (and bitchery).
Put your bitch caps on and let’s get cracking. It’s judging time.
Spoiler alert: That’s Lady Gaga under there. What are you waiting for?