The Cannes Film Festival stops for no one, dear readers. Are you ready to judge?
Put on your favorite flapper dress and throw some money in the air, ’cause it’s time to go Gatsby. Are you ready to judge?
It’s been too long, dear readers. Let’s cut the niceties and get straight to the judgment.
Let’s jet off to the Parisian Fall 2013 haute couture runway shows and start judging those lucky bitches in the front row! Criticism is what we do best.
Bienvenue back to Cannes, dear readers! Let’s dive right into the film festival fashion.
I’ve got an awful cold and finals to study for, so let’s do this quick and dirty, bitches.
Here we go.