The fourth bracket is ready and waiting for your judgment, dear readers.
JENA MALONE vs. NATALIE PORTMAN
Jena in Roksanda; Natalie in Dior
Jena: Fancy meeting you here!
Natalie: Who are you?
Jena in Valentino; Natalie in Dior
Jena: I’m indie darling/Hunger Games badass Jena Malone!
Natalie: Did Zach Braff send you here? Did he hire you to follow me around?
Jena in Adam Selman; Natalie in Dior
Jena: Um, no. Why?
Natalie: If I get one more Facebook message from that asshole, I’m going to lose my mind.
Jena in Emilio Pucci; Natalie in Dior
Jena: Well, I’m sorry, but Zach Braff didn’t send me here to follow.
Natalie: Fine. Just tell him I’m not donating to his fucking Kickstarter.
EMMY ROSSUM vs. KARLIE KLOSS
Emmy in Lanvin; Karlie in Lanvin
Emmy: OH MY GOD! TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!
Karlie: What?
Emmy in Bottega Veneta; Karlie in Atelier Versace
Emmy: I LOVE YOU T-SWIFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT OMG THIS IS AMAZING
Karlie: Uh… I’m not Taylor Swift.
Emmy in Carolina Herrera; Karlie in Chanel
Emmy: Oh, I’m sorry. My mistake. Perchance, do you know Ms. Swift?
Karlie: Um, yeah. We’re like, basically best friends.
Emmy in Armani Privé; Karlie in Oscar de la Renta
Emmy: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME?! I WANNA BE BESTIES WITH TAYLOR! DO YOU GUYS PLAY WITH KITTENS AND BAKE CUPCAKES?
Karlie: Well, yeah, but only when we’re really stoned.
KRISTEN STEWART vs. NICOLE RICHIE
Kristen in Torn by Ronny Kobo; Nicole in Blumarine
Kristen: *broods silently*
Nicole: *struts judgmentally*
Kristen in J. Mendel; Nicole in Safiyaa
Kristen: *scoffs while smize-ing*
Nicole: *smizes while smirking*
Kristen in Chanel; Nicole in Alfredo Villalba
Kristen: *attempts something vaguely resembling a smile*
Nicole: *cannot even keep the disdain off her face*
Kristen in Chanel; Nicole in Donna Karan
Kristen: *will cut a bitch who looks at her the wrong way*
Nicole: *can literally kill you with glance like a motherfucking basilisk*
FELICITY JONES vs. UZO ADUBA
Felicity in Dior; Uzo in L.K. Bennett
Felicity: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS.
Uzo: NO!
Felicity in Balenciaga; Uzo in Angel Sanchez
Felicity: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I need to know!
Uzo: I told you, I’m not going to spoil it!
Felicity in Dior; Uzo in Randi Rahm
Felicity: I’M BEGGING YOU. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SEASON ON ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK.
Uzo: FINE. Sophia and the nun get married; Pornstache stars – in drag – in a Broadway revival of The King and I; and Crazy Eyes escapes prison to have a three-way relationship with Piper’s douchebag fiancee and her stoner brother.
Felicity in Dior; Uzo in Christian Siriano
Felicity: REALLY?!
Uzo: NO. Fucking idiot.
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