Round 2 is here! Things are happening!
DIANE KRUGER vs. MIRANDA KERR
Diane: It’s almost sad, isn’t it?
Miranda: What’s sad?
Diane: How easy I make this look.
Miranda: Yes, we do make this look quite simple.
Diane: Mmm, no. Not “we.” ME.
Miranda: But… I…
Diane: It’s very sweet that you think you can compete with me, but you know this is pretty much a slam dunk, right?
Miranda: But I’m just as stylish as you!
Diane: Very good, darling. It almost sounds like you believe that!
Miranda: You’re mean.
OLIVIA PALERMO vs. LÉA SEYDOUX
Olivia: Just so you know, I basically invented the concept of mixing prints. So don’t try and act like you’re such an original.
Léa: … No, you absolutely did not invent that. At all.
Olivia: Well, I also invented the tucked-in-poncho-as-a-blouse, so there.
Léa: You probably shouldn’t brag about that.
Olivia: I also invented –
Léa: What, Olivia? What did you invent? Stars? Belts? The color red?
Olivia: No, I –
Léa: Florals? Did you fucking invent florals?
Olivia: Okay, fine, I get it.
Léa: Good, because that was exhausting.
LAVERNE COX vs. EMILY BLUNT
Laverne: Emily. It is SO magnificent to meet you. I am such a fan.
Emily: Aw, Laverne, that’s so sweet!
Laverne: Can you please tell me every dirty secret you have about what it was like on set with Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada?
Laverne: You can’t tell me anything?
Emily: My nondisclosure agreement doesn’t allow me to even acknowledge that Meryl Streep is human.
Laverne: Well, that seems overly limiting and possibly unenforceable.
Emily: You’re right. And, by the way, Meryl never wears underwear.
FAN BINGBING vs. ALICIA VIKANDER
Fan: Is it over yet? Did I win? Can I stop writing all over this wall?
Alicia: Fan. It’s Round Two. Patience, darling.
Fan: I’m sorry, I just find this all very tedious, and also my feet hurt.
Alicia: Well, of course they do. You’re got platforms the size of dumbbells weighing them down.
Fan: How dare you!
Alicia: Girl, look at your feet. That shit is insane. Barbie‘s feet aren’t even that diagonal.
Fan: If it makes you feel any better, I’m wearing those hideous sneakers with the individual toes that make everyone look like a cyborg under this gown.
Alicia: That absolutely does not make me feel any better.
Fan: You are an incredibly difficult person to please, Alicia.
Alicia: Thanks. I get that a lot.
One response to March Fabness 2016, Round 2: Chanel vs. Gucci
You should make a post with only Bingbing pictures….she is amazing….