Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Welcome back, dear readers.
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Welcome back, judgmental bitches!
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Welcome back to the French Riviera, where things continue to be breathtakingly glamorous.
What, you thought we were done?
Welcome back to the party.