Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Welcome back, dear readers.
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Your Cannes coverage ends here, dears.
Welcome back, judgmental bitches!
Welcome back to the film festival fashion fiesta, darlings.
I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
Welcome back to the French Riviera, where things continue to be breathtakingly glamorous.
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.