Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Welcome back, my dears!
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?