Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Let’s finish this shit up.
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.