Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome back to the party.
Let’s finish this shit up.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
And we’re back.
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.