You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Best Dressed: KERRY WASHINGTON
gown by Brandon Maxwell
Serving up Ursula the sea witch realness on a platter.
Runner-Up: SARAH HYLAND
gown and pants by Monique Lhuillier, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz, shoes by Jimmy Choo
Emma Watson did it better, but it’s unfair to compare any normal celebrity to March Fabness champion and feminist icon extraordinaire Hermione Granger. Sarah looks gorgeous and interesting, which is all that matters.
Honorable Mention: GATEN MATARAZZO, CALEB MCLAUGHLIN, and MILLIE BOBBIE BROWN
Millie’s dress by Valentino Red, purse by Edie Parker, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood
Fuck every grown-ass adult at this event. Gaten is the cutest fucking child actor who has ever lived. Every man on this red carpet should be bowing down to Caleb’s jacket. And Millie Bobbie Brown is my tween fashion icon. Now that Kiernan Shipka is pushing 80 or whatever, it’s nice to have a new kid on the block. And also, this gif exists:
I want all of these kids to be president. Today.
tuxedo by Dior Homme
I just drooled on my keyboard.
gown by J. Mendel, earrings by Norman Silverman, necklace by Ileana Makri, purse by Tyler Ellis
The hoops-and-ponytail combo is a little dated, but the gown is STUPID gorgeous.
gown by Atelier Versace
Suck it, Carrie Bradshaw. There’s a new naked dress in town.
gown by Pamella Roland
Excellent gown, but there is WAY too much jewelry. The gold chain was just this side of over-the-top. You either get the gold clutch or ONE of the chunky bracelets, Amy. All of the above makes you look like you fooled around with Midas in the limo on the way here.
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
gown by Ralph Lauren
Dig the dress, but the earrings do make me want to die a little.
dress by Markus Lupfer
Arya Stark is rocking bright green eyeshadow. How could I be anything less than thrilled by that?
gown by Carolina Herrera
Not mind-blowing, but I’m a fan of the polka dots.
gown by Elizabeth Kennedy
Fantastic color, but that fabric is so heavy, she looks like she’s wearing a couch.
gown by Jenny Packham, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth
Hate to break it to you, Abigail, but…
gown by Christian Siriano
Not as original as I would have hoped, but glamorous all the same.
Playing it safe, but I still worship everything about her. I sobbed my face off during her acceptance speech. Because I HAVE A HEART, GODDAMIT IT.
dress by Giles
No, Brienne. The world’s longest legs deserve so much better.
gown by Bibhu Mohapatra, jewelry by Chopard
Those shoes are a living nightmare.
gown by Reem Acra, jewelry by Chopard
It was incredibly brave of Robin to attend the Emmy midway through a tornado. And in platforms, no less!
gown by Yousef Al-Jasmi
She should fire everyone in her immediate vicinity. Great nail polish color, though.
gown by Wai Ming, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth
I hate this dress almost as much as I fucking bow down to Kathryn Hahn, who best be winning ALL of the 2017 Emmys for this season of Transparent. Rabbi Raquel is my patronus.
Worst Dressed: LAURA CARMICHAEL
gown by Delpozo, purse by Jimmy Choo