2016 Emmy Awards, Part 1

You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you? 

Best Dressed: KERRY WASHINGTON
gown by Brandon Maxwell

68th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Sep 2016

Photo: Jim Smeal/BEI

Serving up Ursula the sea witch realness on a platter.

Runner-Up: SARAH HYLAND
gown and pants by Monique Lhuillier, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz, shoes by Jimmy Choo

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Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Emma Watson did it better, but it’s unfair to compare any normal celebrity to March Fabness champion and feminist icon extraordinaire Hermione Granger. Sarah looks gorgeous and interesting, which is all that matters.

Honorable Mention: GATEN MATARAZZOCALEB MCLAUGHLIN, and MILLIE BOBBIE BROWN
Millie’s dress by Valentino Red, purse by Edie Parker, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

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Photo: Phil McCarten/Invision

Fuck every grown-ass adult at this event. Gaten is the cutest fucking child actor who has ever lived. Every man on this red carpet should be bowing down to Caleb’s jacket. And Millie Bobbie Brown is my tween fashion icon. Now that Kiernan Shipka is pushing 80 or whatever, it’s nice to have a new kid on the block. And also, this gif exists:

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I want all of these kids to be president. Today.

RAMI MALEK
tuxedo by Dior Homme

Rami Malek

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision

I just drooled on my keyboard.

CONSTANCE WU
gown by J. Mendel, earrings by Norman Silverman, necklace by Ileana Makri, purse by Tyler Ellis

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Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

The hoops-and-ponytail combo is a little dated, but the gown is STUPID gorgeous.

EMILIA CLARKE
gown by Atelier Versace

Emilia Clarke

Photo: Phil McCarten/Invision

Suck it, Carrie Bradshaw. There’s a new naked dress in town.

AMY POEHLER
gown by Pamella Roland

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Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Excellent gown, but there is WAY too much jewelry. The gold chain was just this side of over-the-top. You either get the gold clutch or ONE of the chunky bracelets, Amy. All of the above makes you look like you fooled around with Midas in the limo on the way here.

TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
gown by Ralph Lauren

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Photo: Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock

Dig the dress, but the earrings do make me want to die a little.

MAISIE WILLIAMS
dress by Markus Lupfer

Maisie Williams

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision

Arya Stark is rocking bright green eyeshadow. How could I be anything less than thrilled by that?

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
gown by Carolina Herrera

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Photo: Todd Williamson/Getty

Not mind-blowing, but I’m a fan of the polka dots.

REGINA KING
gown by Elizabeth Kennedy

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Photo: Todd Williamson/Getty

Fantastic color, but that fabric is so heavy, she looks like she’s wearing a couch.

ABIGAIL SPENCER
gown by Jenny Packham, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth

Abigail Spencer

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Hate to break it to you, Abigail, but…

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ANTHONY ANDERSON

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Photo: John Shearer/WireImage

Cute.

NIECY NASH
gown by Christian Siriano

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Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

Not as original as I would have hoped, but glamorous all the same.

KATE MCKINNON

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Photo: Todd Williamson/Getty

Playing it safe, but I still worship everything about her. I sobbed my face off during her acceptance speech. Because I HAVE A HEART, GODDAMIT IT.

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE
dress by Giles

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Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

No, Brienne. The world’s longest legs deserve so much better.

JANE KRAKOWSKI
gown by Bibhu Mohapatra, jewelry by Chopard

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Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Those shoes are a living nightmare.

ROBIN WRIGHT
gown by Reem Acra, jewelry by Chopard

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Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Rex/Shutterstock

It was incredibly brave of Robin to attend the Emmy midway through a tornado. And in platforms, no less!

ARIEL WINTER
gown by Yousef Al-Jasmi

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Photo: Phil McCarten/Invision

She should fire everyone in her immediate vicinity. Great nail polish color, though.

KATHRYN HAHN
gown by Wai Ming, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth

68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals

Photo: Todd Williamson/Getty

I hate this dress almost as much as I fucking bow down to Kathryn Hahn, who best be winning ALL of the 2017 Emmys for this season of Transparent. Rabbi Raquel is my patronus.

Worst Dressed: LAURA CARMICHAEL
gown by Delpozo, purse by Jimmy Choo

Laura Carmichael

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

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2 responses to 2016 Emmy Awards, Part 1

  1. Stef

    I see the top half of Laura Carmichael’s outfit and think “Aww c’mon, that’s not so bad..”

    Then I scroll down to reveal the purple monstrosity of the bottom half:

    **gasps in horror out loud**

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