Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.