Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
Let’s finish this shit up.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
And we’re back.
Welcome back to Venice!