Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
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2017 Emmy Awards, Part 1
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
Cannes 2017: amfAR Gala
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Realness, Part 3
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Cannes 2017: Let the festival begin!
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Met Gala 2017: Well… Almost!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
2017 SAG Awards, Part 2
Welcome back, my dears!
2017 SAG Awards, Part 1
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 3
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?