Welcome back, my dears!
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
What, you thought we were done?.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.