Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome back, dear readers.
Your Cannes coverage ends here, dears.
I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
What, you thought we were done?
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.