Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Welcome back, my dears!
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Let’s finish this.
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!