Welcome back, my dears!
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Let’s finish this.
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.