Let’s finish this.
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
There’s only one way to prep for the glam-overload that is the Oscars – by hitting the film festival circuit for a hefty dose of judgment.
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!