Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.