Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Let’s finish this shit up.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!