Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Life is tough this week. Make things a little easier with some fashion distractions.
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!