The Week in Celebrity Fashion

I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin! 

JENA MALONE at the Berlin Film Festival
gown by Thom Browne

Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

I don’t even remember what my life was like before Jena Malone came in and blew the lid off the entire fucking universe. All other celebrities: take note. And bow down.

KIERNAN SHIPKA in Los Angeles
dress by Lela Rose, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Photo: Mathew Imaging/WireImage

In case you were wondering, yes, Kiernan Shipka is still the world’s most perfect human.

KERRY WASHINGTON in Los Angeles
dress by Dolce & Gabbana, purse by Roger Vivier

Photo: Stefanie Keenan/Getty

Fantastic, and not just because kidnapped-prisoner-in-an-unwashed-wine-cardigan is the only Olivia Pope I’ve seen lately. Also, can we talk about those shoes? GREATEST.

FELICITY JONES in Los Angeles
gown by Erdem

Photo: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

This Audrey Hepburn-looking motherfucker has gone from “wait, which one is she again?” to “OMG #OBSESSED” in the blink of an eye. She usually goes for solid colors and structure, but I’m loving this take on soft, ethereal florals.

FELICITY JONES in Los Angeles
dress by Prada

Photo: Amanda Edwards/WireImage

This has maybe a few too many design elements happening, and similarly, the shoes have at least one too many straps. But she’s just so cute, I want to keep her in my pocket.

NINA DOBREV at the NFL Honors event
suit by Emilio Pucci, shoes by Kurt Geiger

Photo: Colin Young-Wolff/Invision/AP

A pink tuxedo? Yes. I support. Very 90s Fashion Editor Barbie. In the good way.

JULIANNE MOORE in New York City
dress by Balenciaga

Photo: Jim Spellman/WireImage

Julianne Moore wore my red carpet prediction for her! The runway version had sheer sleeves, but otherwise, it’s the same dress, so I will add this to my shining list of blogging accomplishments. Now I have indisputable proof that Jennifer Lawrence, Amanda Seyfried, and Julianne Moore all take their fashion cues from the Democracy Diva.

MICHELLE WILLIAMS in Los Angeles
dress by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage

I miss Michelle Williams on the red carpet. Sure, her hipster-twee thing got exhausting after awhile, but she at least knew how to keep things interesting. This dress is perfect for her, though I think the toe-wraps on those shoes are kind of hideous. And I really, really hate that particular shade of platinum on her. There’s a greenish tinge that’s just making me vaguely nauseous.

JENNIFER CONNELLY in Los Angeles
jacket, skirt, and purse by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage

Yeah, you definitely have to be Jennifer Connelly to pull this off. Don’t try this at home, dear readers.

EMILIA CLARKE in Los Angeles
jacket and skirt by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic

Putting my stupidly-gigantic obsession with all things Khaleesi, this isn’t particularly awesome. She’s wearing those same weird toe-grabbing sandals as Michelle Williams, and this outfit seems more like a uniform for a retro diner than anything else.

JESSICA ALBA in Los Angeles
top and skirt by Michael Kors, shoes by Narciso Rodriguez

Photo: Stefanie Keenan/Getty

No one cares.

MILA KUNIS in Los Angeles
dress by Dolce & Gabbana, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: Image Press/Splash News

Corsets and hoop skirts? Let’s all follow Mila to the nearest old-timey saloon!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON in Los Angeles
dress by Preen, shoes by Sophia Webster

Photo: Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage

I’d be able to handle the dress under normal circumstances (though I have a strong “fringe makes me cringe” prejudice against it). BUT REALLY YOU GUYS WTF IS HAPPENING ON HER HEAD.

ROSAMUND PIKE in Los Angeles
dress by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic

A big bag of meh.

ROSAMUND PIKE at the Santa Barbara Film Festival
gown by Erdem

Photo: Mark Davis/Getty

Yeah, this dress is just straight-up ugly.

NAOMI WATTS in Los Angeles
gown by Zac Posen, purse by Charlotte Olympia

Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

But also, sometimes people wear things that fit!

ANNE HATHAWAY in Los Angeles
dress by Solace London

Photo: Mathew Imaging/WireImage

Cute bath towel, Annie!

NICOLE KIDMAN in Los Angeles
gown by Altuzarra

Photo: Rex

The hair and makeup are dated and severe, the dress is dull, and the pant leg is the worst kind of surprise.

DIANNA AGRON in Los Angeles
top, skirt, and purse by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

I’m generally quite supportive of Dianna Agron, and power-clashing, and stockings, and Mary Janes, but this is aggressively hideous.

JAMIE DORNAN and DAKOTA JOHNSON in New York City
Dakota’s sweater and skirt by Balenciaga

Photo: Mike Coppola/Getty

Have two people in the history of the universe ever had LESS chemistry than these two? Forget about seeming like they like each other – they don’t even seem like they recognize each other’s species. These poor bastards. I’d feel bad for them if they weren’t the ACTUAL WORST.


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2 responses to The Week in Celebrity Fashion

  1. Melbourne on my Mind

    At first glance, I totally thought Mila Kunis had tattoos on her boobs, but upon reflection it’s probably that the dress is awkwardly edged with lace. Carry on.

  2. Sorry, have to disagree on your top choice. I can see another, bigger woman rocking it, but in this case the flower pattern is so big, it practically swallows up the wearer.

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