Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.