2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 3

Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.

Best DressedJULIANNE MOORE
gown by Givenchy, earrings by Chopard

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

Utter magnificence.

Runner-UpAMAL CLOONEY
gown and purse by Christian Dior, earrings by Harry Winston

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

Respect to Amal for dressing like she was going to the opera, as if the entire concept of actors congratulating each other on their achievements is just theater to her. It’s not revolutionary, but it had that impossible-to-achieve combination of “LOOK AT ME!” and “I’m too educated to give a fuck about any of this.”

Honorable Mention: REESE WITHERSPOON
gown by Calvin Klein

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

Simple? Yes. But the embellishments on the bodice are exquisite, and she looks like a trophy herself. This is how you do minimalism to maximum effect.

EDDIE REDMAYNE
tuxedo by Gucci

Photo: John Shearer/Invision/AP

Delicious. I want that velvet tuxedo jacket in my life.

HELEN MIRREN
gown by Dolce & Gabbana, earrings by Chopard

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Glam as fuck.

DIANE KRUGER and JOSHUA JACKSON
Diane’s gown by Emilia Wickstead, purse by Emm Kuo
Joshua’s tuxedo by Berluti

Photo: Alberto Rodriguez/Getty

Diane looks lovely in that “I’m a big deal, but this night is not actually about me, so I’ll just be over here looking casually flawless” kind of way. Pacey, of course, remains the world’s most desirable accessory.

JARED LETO
tuxedo by Lanvin, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

The shirt and bow tie are a little too white and shiny, and this could fit him a hell of a lot better, but I don’t hate it. It’s hard to hate Jared Leto in a tux.

KATHERINE HEIGL
gown by Zac Posen

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

This is the best Katherine Heigl has looked since the last time anyone gave a shit about Katherine Heigl.

QUVENZHANÉ WALLIS
gown by Giorgio Armani

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

Adorable.

JULIANNA MARGULIES
dress by Ulyana Sergeenko, jewelry by Bulgari

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

This dress could have worked if the styling had been more formal and glamorous, but this was a big bag of nope for me. I love the necklace, but nothing else about this is quite dressy enough. And what is even happening with that hair? Did she forget her hair stylist’s birthday or something?

ELLIE KEMPER
gown by Naeem Khan

Photo: John Shearer/Invision/AP

Fire your makeup artist and hire a tailor.

ZOSIA MAMET
gown by Andrew Gn

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

She looks like an incredibly unappetizing dessert.

MICHELLE MONAGHAN
gown by Jason Wu

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

Coma-inducing.

ANNA FARIS and CHRIS PRATT
Anna’s gown by Reem Acra, shoes by Jimmy Choo
Chris’s tuxedo by Tom Ford

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Anna needs to start carrying some weight in this relationship. Any fashion points this couple is earning are solely due to Chris Pratt.

JENNIFER LOPEZ
gown by Zuhair Murad, purse by Jimmy Choo, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

I’m exhausted just looking at this. To be honest, I like the cape, but there’s only so many times I can see J.Lo do this shtick before I lose my fucking mind. And did every single element – including her fingernails – have to be the same shade of bedazzled bling? I may go blind if I look at this much longer.

CLAIRE DANES
gown by Valentino

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

I get it. If I were Claire’s breasts, I would want to run as far away from those earrings as possible too.

RUTH WILSON
gown by Prada

Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty

Ruth Wilson always looks like the person next to her just farted.

KERRY WASHINGTON
gown by Mary Katrantzou

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Thanks for trying something different, Kerry, but this risk did not pay off. This fabric isn’t just heavy, it’s tortured, and you look like you’re wearing the world’s tackiest couch.

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY and CAMILA ALVES
Matthew’s tuxedo by Dolce & Gabbana

Camila’s gown by Monique Lhuillier

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

I always look forward to what these two will bring to the red carpet, so imagine my disappointment when I saw… whatever the hell is happening here. He looks like a smarmy nightclub owner with a vicious coke habit, and she’s just wearing a very stiff towel.

Worst Dressed: KRISTEN WIIG
gown by Delphine Manivet

Photo: Alberto Rodriguez/Getty

I swear, when she and Bill Hader came onstage to do their bit, I thought Kristen was wearing this dress as a joke. But apparently, no, her stylist is just operating under the mistaken belief that old lady nighties are appropriate for the red carpet.

Get the rest of your Globes fix – don’t miss Part 1 and Part 2 of my fashion coverage. And stay tuned for my extra-judgmental recap of the Golden Globes after-party fashion!


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8 responses to 2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 3

  1. Lougarry

    I suspect you were blinded by Pacey as Diane seems to have had an off night. Her dress makes her legs look short to me and like there’s some weird bulge in her armpit.

    • democracydiva – Author

      Blinded By Pacey is definitely the name of my 90s throwback cover band. And I agree, this wasn’t her best night, but the leg-shortening didn’t bother me. (The armpit was definitely weird, though.)

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