Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
There’s only one way to prep for the glam-overload that is the Oscars – by hitting the film festival circuit for a hefty dose of judgment.
A few weeks ago, the world’s greatest couturiers came together in Paris to celebrate all things fabulous. Now it’s time to decide which starlet will wear the most beautiful and most bonkers designs of the Spring 2015 couture collections.
Welcome to the BAFTAs, dear readers! It’s like the Oscars, but more British.
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!