Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Get into it, dear readers.
Welcome back, dear readers.
Welcome back into my loving, judgmental arms.
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Welcome back to the Fashion Awards, darlings!
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.