Let’s finish this damn thing.
Welcome back to the party.
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Welcome back, bitches! Let’s finish up these damn Grammys.
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.