What, you thought I was just going to give you the fabulous and none of the fugly from 2011?
It was a beautiful year for red carpet fashion, but let’s talk about those whose outfits made us gag, rather than swoon. Without further ado, here is your 2011 Worst Dressed List.
BEYONCE
Top by Julien Macdonald
Photo: People Style Watch
A pre-pregnancy Bey wore a yellow mesh fringed long-sleeved shirt – with thumb hooks – and no pants. No matter how much you worship this woman, you can’t try and tell me that this is acceptable.
EMMA ROBERTS
Bustier and leggings by Versace for H&M
Photo: Rex
I swear, my dreams are haunted by this print and those terrible, terrible shoes. Some people have the nightmare that they’re naked in public – I have nightmares that I’m wearing THIS in public.
DEMI LOVATO
Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty
I’m thinking of starting some sort of fashion rehab for starlets addicted to hideous, thigh-and-cleavage-squeezing-and-baring dresses. These programs will be tailored to the individual star’s needs: Demi here will clearly require a seminar on blotting your lipstick and choosing a weave that doesn’t look like a dead animal.
LINDSAY LOHAN
Photo: Tom & Lorenzo
At Democracy Diva’s Fashion Rehab, Lindsay will attend a class on Bra-Wearing 102: It’s Not Just for Real Breasts! She’ll also be guest lecturer for a program called Giant Sunglasses, or How to Hide Your Meth Face.
JENNIFER ANISTON
Dress by Kaufman Franco
Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
Jennifer Aniston will teach a large lecture course on Fake Baby Bellies: How One Ugly Dress Can Ensure (False) Bump-Watch Headlines. She’s also acing Professor Lea Michele’s course on Advanced Sternum-Baring: Anti-Cleavage is the New Cleavage!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Dress by Herve Leger
Photo: FilmMagic
Sadly, Christina Aguilera will not be attending Fashion Rehab . . . but this drag queen impersonator of her will!
KIM KARDASHIAN
Dress by Gucci
Photo: People Style Watch
In a multidisciplinary study on Fame Whoring, Kim will teach her peers how to hire yes-men stylists who will tell you you’re fabulous even when the dress you’re wearing pinches and poofs your belly into a pudgy pillow of disaster.
RIHANNA
Top and pants by Antonio Berardi
Photo: Ramey
Big Bird was invited to join the staff of Democracy Diva’s Fashion Rehab, but he declined when he found out Rihanna, one of our patients, stole his favorite gay clubbing outfit.
LADY GAGA
Photo: Tom & Lorenzo
The only woman to make it on both my Best Dressed and Worst Dressed lists, Gaga proved that even the most stylish, fashion-forward stars can sometimes succumb to dressing like giant merkins at a leather/bondage convention.
NICKI MINAJ
Bustier by Amato, stockings by Tsimori Chisato
Photo: Picture Group
Thank God she’s wearing that mask, because I really, REALLY don’t want to catch whatever the fuck Nicki Minaj has.
I don’t know whose outfit makes me cringe more: Lady Gaga’s or Nicki Minaj’s. Probably Lady Gaga’s, because it looks like something disgusting and/or dead, but Nicki Minaj’s is almost worse because I can’t even tell what the individual pieces are. Is she even wearing shoes?
out of all of these, Jennifer Aniston’s was probably the LEAST offensive. Or Christina Aguilera’s, if it was on a more-svelte body than hers.
Its Lady Gaga for me just because she clearly thinks that she looks good.
Please take Beyonce of this list so I can reblog it and laugh at the rest of them. Hahaha! Beyonce’s yellow bathing suit cover-up was worn at her central park concert during the Summer series for ABC not on the red carpet. The rest of them are actually representing fashion on a red carpet, on a talk-show, or sidewalk style and have no excuse. Christina Aguilera should apologise to Max Azria for doing that to his Herve Leger.
Much as I love when you reblog me, beyonce’s got no excuse unless she was wearing it in the privacy of her bathroom! Haha, thanks as always for your comments, and I can’t agree more about Christina.