From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Met Gala 2018: Underwhelming Models
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Met Gala 2018: This is not the Oscars.
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Met Gala 2018: Basic Bitches and Crucifixes
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
2016 Met Gala: Basic Bitches
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
2016 Met Gala, Part 2
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
2015 CFDA Fashion Awards
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
2014 Best Dressed List
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.