Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome back to the film festival fashion fiesta, darlings.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Let’s finish this shit up.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!