Welcome back to the film festival fashion fiesta, darlings.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Let’s finish this shit up.