Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Let’s finish this.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Let’s get this bitchfest started.