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The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
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Front Row: Stars at Fall 2013 Fashion Week, Part 1
A little blizzard can’t keep the stars from New York Fashion Week, dear readers!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Are you ready to judge another score of celebrities?
Lifetime’s Liz and Dick: A Judgmental Recap
In honor of the worst casting decision of the 21st century, I have enlisted the help of my dear friend and fellow bitchy blogger Sweeney (of Sweeney Says and Snark Squad fame) to tackle the unabashed atrocity that is Lifetime’s Liz & Dick. In case you dared to wonder what makes us qualified for such a campy, ridiculous job: we’ve been judging trannies together since we faked orgasms at auditions for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we co-directed together not too many years ago. We are nothing if not experienced at yelling filthy things at shitty movies.
Sweeney: If this movie weren’t doomed to be forgotten as soon as we all stop laughing at it, I’d suggest we invent call lines and rally some people to drunkenly watch it in tacky costumes and gaudy makeup. It would be equally as appropriate.
Diva: Starring Lindsay Lohan as a pale imitation of Elizabeth Taylor, this movie should not be viewed sober. We highly recommend The Fug Girls’ Official Liz & Dick Drinking Game.
Red Carpet Watch: White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Welcome to D.C.’s hottest red carpet event – Nerd Prom!
Front Row: Celebs at New York Fashion Week, Part 1
New York Fashion Week is here.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Let’s get cracking, dear readers.
The 2011 Worst Dressed List
What, you thought I was just going to give you the fabulous and none of the fugly from 2011?
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
We’ve got Gaga as a giant merkin, Lea Michele making it too easy to poke fun at her, and plenty of fugness and fabness from the front rows of Paris Fashion Week.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion
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