You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.
Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.