2014 MTV Video Music Awards

The BeyMAs have come and gone, and there is SO MUCH ABSURDITY TO DISCUSS. Taylor’s drunk baby gymnast romper! All those “vintage throwbacks” to like 13 years ago! ALL THE BLUE IVY CARTER!

Let’s do this.

Celebrity Couples at the 2014 Met Gala

Two by two, married folks and lovers and siblings strutted up the Met steps into paradise, also known as the 2014 Met Gala.

Let’s judge them.

2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 2

The Met Gala coverage continues with more of your favorite celebrities, in varying degrees of punk couture.

Let the judging begin!

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled red carpet recaps, dear readers.

Let’s start judging!

Front Row at Paris Couture Fashion Week, Part 1

Let’s jet off to the Parisian Fall 2013 haute couture runway shows and start judging those lucky bitches in the front row!

Criticism is what we do best.

2012 Cannes amfAR Gala Red Carpet

The stars donned their fanciest duds and hit the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes. I warn you, their charitable contributions (nearly $11 million was raised for AIDS research!) do not make them immune from vicious judgment.