KELLY ROWLAND in Beverly Hills // gown by Badgley Mischka
Full-on, divalicious, Diana Ross fabulous.
ALEXA CHUNG at the Elle Style Awards // suit by Stella McCartney
For me, this is the best Alexa Chung has ever looked. The hair isn’t perfect, but it’s so much less Girl, Interrupted than it was before! And there are no two ways about it – this suit is fucking fabulous. Kudos to Stella McCartney on this one – the mixed-print pants and black lapel were particularly phenomenal touches.
FLORENCE WELCH at the Elle Style Awards // dress by Erdem, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood
Now Flo’s coming down with a case of mental patient ahir, but goddamn if this dress isn’t the most beautiful thing on earth. And the shoes are perfect. Rock goddess chic all the way.
JESSICA CHASTAIN in London
Dear Jessica: This dress is the perfect color for you. Burn those shoes in a fire. Love, the Democracy Diva.
JESSICA CHASTAIN at the Elle Style Awards // top and skirt by Alexander McQueen
Oof. This is a little overworked and the silhouette isn’t particularly flattering. It’s a lot of dress, and for once, she doesn’t look at home in it. And that hair is a big old mess.
JESSICA CHASTAIN // dress by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Jimmy Choo
You just love that belt, don’t you? First with McQueen, now with this – honestly, I’m not sure it works with either one. But this is a pretty boring look all the same.
VANESSA HUDGENS in Paris // dress by Moschino
Still astounded that Vanessa has made this 180 from grungy hippie goth to old Hollywood glamour in like, a week. But as long as there’s a Moschino LWD in the picture, I’m pretty much sold.
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS at the Elle Style Awards // dress by Carolina Herrera, purse by Yves Saint Laurent
I love the dress, but I think the shoulders are a bit much, it’s a shade tight, the shoes are awful, and the makeup is a little heavy-handed. But the colors and print are so beautiful that I’m trying to love it in spite of the fact that every styling choice was a mistake.
MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG in Beverly Hills // gown by Pamella Roland
She always throws on a maxigown and some lipstick and things she’s ready to go, but I don’t love the fit on this, and it all feels a little five years ago.
NINA DOBREV // dress by Jenny Packham
An ice skater’s dress and a drag queen’s shoes? What look are you going for, exactly?
TAYLOR SWIFT at the Grammys Pre-Telecast // dress by Dolce & Gabbana
Lose the nude shoes and maybe we’ll talk.
CHRISTINA RICCI at the Elle Style Awards // gown by Jonathan Saunders
She always brings the drama, but it’s too often Wednesday Addams drama, and that got old about a decade ago.
SHAILENE WOODLEY // dress and shoes by Chanel
I wish the dress were longer and not paired with the dark stockings and shoes. It could have been great as a longer dress over bare legs, or as a tunic, but I kind of hate it with stockings. (And I wear tights with everything.)
ANGELINA JOLIE in Berlin // gown by Ralph & Russo
Put in the effort, Ange. I know it’s hard to exert any energy on your outfit when you only eat eleven calories a day, but eat three M&Ms and find something interesting to wear, for God’s sake.
BRITNEY SPEARS in Beverly Hills
Guys, Britney’s still alive! And she looks super-thin and reasonably normal! And her hair doesn’t look quite as fake as it used to! This is a victory, dear readers.
GABRIELLE UNION in Beverly Hills // gown by Emilio Pucci, purse by Savlatore Ferragamo, shoes by Lanvin
The braid is hideous, and hat slit is TRASHY. Combine it with hooker heels and side cut-outs, and we’ve got more Gabrielle Union than I ever wanted to see.
BÉRÉNICE BEJO in London // gown by Azzedine Alaïa
I love Alaïa as much as the next girl, but this is so, SO not the gown for you, honey. Certainly not with that god-awful hair and lipstick. Let’s clean it up before the Oscars, kids!
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY at the Elle Style Awards // dress by Antonio Berardi, purse by Edie Parker, shoes by Sergio Rossi
Well, this is like poison to my eyes. That grayish ivory color is awful, and the mullet skirt is simply outrageous. She’s one shade from head to toe except for her lipstick, and that aggravates me.
KIM KARDASHIAN in Beverly Hills // gown by Antonio Berardi
Put them away, Kim. No one gives a shit anymore.
RIHANNA in Hollywood // top and pants by Bottega Veneta
Is she actively trying to make me have an aneurism? How many more horrible hair styles will I have to suffer through before Rihanna finally calls it a day?